Praveen Deshpande

Just a guy trying to make sense of things as he goes.

Treat this page as a structural "In Case I Die and Things Go South" emergency protocol. 🚨 I created this because death is the only corporate layoff where you don’t have to serve a notice period or hand over your laptop! 💻 If the day ever arrives where this page becomes your active roadmap, it means my lifetime ride has officially ended. 🏍️

I wanted to make sure my final wishes were written down clearly, because knowing my luck, if I left it up to interpretation, someone would play sad violin music at my funeral instead of the bass-heavy tracks I actually like. 🎻❌🔊

Plus, my biggest post-life fear isn’t actually ghosts—it's the terrifying thought of my wife finding out how much money I really spent on bike gears, electronics, gadgets, this hosting server, AI subscriptions, and Netflix😛! 💸👀🤖

If you are looking for a way to honor my memory, don't sit around crying.. grab some popcorn 🍿 and watch all the Marvel movies =✪= 🏹 ⎊ 🕷 . I would consider it the ultimate tribute if you got genuinely excited binge-watching the entire universe, especially anything featuring Spider-Man or Iron Man. 🕷️❤️🚀 So take a deep breath, open the sections below, handle the boring paperwork with a smirk, and blast my favorite playlist while you do it! 🎶😎

📜 1. The Will (The Asset Divvying Blueprint)

I am actively setting up a formal will to make this legally binding, but until then, consider this my unshakeable baseline directive. Let's keep the math simple so no one has to pull out a calculator during a funeral:

Scenario A (If I have children): All assets, funds, and worldly belongings are to be split exactly 50% to my wife and 50% to my mother.

Scenario B (If it remains just the two of us): The inheritance split shifts to exactly 60% to my mother and 40% to my wife.

Location Signpost: The finalized physical copy of my asset deed and lockers can be found stored securely inside the primary document safe at home.

🌐 2. Digital Inheritance (Websites & Server Immortality)

I refuse to let my digital footprint die just because my physical body did. This blog and my hosted platforms need to stay alive indefinitely.

Server Hosting Insurance: I am setting up an automated fund/insurance mechanism to ensure the hosting bills are paid automatically forever, regardless of active traffic.

The Digital Caretakers: Active day-to-day administrative maintenance of this blog is officially handed over to my wife, or to my future children when they are tech-savvy enough to handle it.

👥 3. People (The Farewell Speech & Final Letters)

To everyone reading this: Surprise! If you are viewing this page, it means my ride has officially come to an end, and I enjoyed absolutely every single second of it. I was a genuinely happy guy, I loved fiercely, and I want you to remember me for my humor, not for an awkward silence.

The Master Rule for the Living: Live your life to the absolute fullest. Be incredibly happy, be ridiculous, be funny. Take life seriously when you must, but always, always remember to have fun. Life is too short to do otherwise. Let my exit be the proof—I left with zero unfulfilled wishes. Everything is done, and I am happy.

A Note for My Parents: Thank you for raising me, nurturing my independence, and teaching me how to survive and thrive on my own. You stood by me through my absolute darkest times. Please know that I hold zero grudges whatsoever regarding past disagreements or differences of opinion—I always knew you wanted the absolute best for me. I love you, and I am sorry for leaving the party a bit too early.

A Note for My Wife: Family love often comes pre-installed with the role—parents love you because they made you. But a spouse? A spouse chooses to look at you, baggage and all, and love you with no strings attached, simply for who you are. You had no obligation to love me, but you did anyway. You trusted me and made me a significantly better man. I tried my absolute best to stay alive, and whatever the circumstances were, I wanted to stay by your side until the end of time. If I had to leave early, I apologize for going too soon. I love you deeply, forever.

🎬 4. The Ceremony (Failures, Slideshows & Soundtracks)

I do not want a boring, somber funeral where everyone sits around whispering. Let's make it an educational, slightly entertaining wrap-up party.

The Failure Slideshow: Gather my photos and create a short video or slideshow. But skip the highlight reel—I want you to specifically showcase my spectacular failures and mistakes. Let people learn from them and grow. Emphasize that no matter how many times I failed, I always hit back hard, embraced starting from scratch, and genuinely loved the chaotic journey without fear.

The Soundtrack: Keep the moody music away. Fire up the speakers and play all my absolute favorite music tracks, which can be found linked directly in the navigation section of this blog.

The Final Reality Check: In the end, it does not matter when you die. I am gone, so whether people loved or hated me no longer matters to my ears. Learn from my mistakes, love the people around you deeply, let go of petty nonsense, and enjoy the game.

❌ 5. Organ Donation (The Absolute Hard No)

Harvesting Lockout: I am taking everything with me. I explicitly choose NOT to donate, harvest, or distribute any of my organs under any circumstances. This is a firm, non-negotiable directive. Respect this choice exactly as written.

🔑 6. Financial & Account Signposts (Family Roadmap)

Term & Health Insurance Access: Active policy numbers, cashless claim documents, and direct corporate agent phone numbers are filed under the "Insurance" tab in the home secure folder.

Bank Accounts & Nominee Status: A complete offline sheet of all primary bank accounts, branch codes, and verified nominee links has been shared with my wife.

Master Password Vault: Instructions on how to access my encrypted offline password manager using a physical emergency secure-key are safely in my wife's possession.